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2005-10-03 23:19:24

Last author: BUTTHOLE GLITTER
Owner: Glorybox.

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GODAMN! Rose Is A Fucking Whore. She's So Fucking Slutty. Just Look At Her And You'll Get The Clap. She Runs Those Streets Like A Damn Track Team.

Soll ich dir einen blasen?

BOOBS FOR MONEY? No Way! TEN DOLLARS, You Say? NO FUCKING WAY!

Cuando monos vuelven de mi culo

She Has Gohnnamonastyphyllaids. You Can't Get Rid Of That Shit. EW

Ich will dich ficken

I Heard

She Gave It Up To Two Old Men And YOUNG BOYS!

A noche me folle a tu madre por el ano

And Who Could Forget That Fateful Night On The Green Carpet? Shit! THAT LITTLE PUFFMUTTER HIT BOTH THEM BITCHES

Willst Du ficken oder was?

REMEMBER ME? Road Head Rosie. Take A Left On Harrison ST. And Go Down South On It

I'm A VACUUM CLEANER!

sie saugt, bläst und landet dann im Wandschrank.

PENIS TETHERBALL!

PULL OUT, ANYONE?

Goddamn, What A Fucking Slut.

If You Hate Rose, Sluts, Or Have Contracted Some Disease From This Dirty Little Snatch, Please Leave Your Name, Darlings

There was this one time Rose licked my beautiful pussy and i creamed all over her curtains, WOOO CREAM ON CURTAINS!

SALEM

Damn, She's Such A Fucking Slut!

[DrunkWithDeath]
DOES
NOT
HAVE
HERPES!

Becuse she gave them to Rose. Ripped them all right off, and handed them to her. Because, she's God, and she can do that.

WHORE-endous Victims Of The Little Ho

1. [Glorybox.]- Yeah, I Totally Fingered Myself. I Now Have A Herpe On My Thumb. YUM! YUM!
2.[StumbleineFaith]- I didn't know my one night stand with myself could cause so much pain. Now I've got a bastard child and syphilis. Rose raised me right.
3.[Goodie Gumdrops]- Shit,it only took me a few days to it that shit.
4.[FalseReality] - Rose stood by me and i caught ghonorria just by breathing the air surrounding her.
5. [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow] - I lost my genitals in a fire, and even thinking about sex gives me phantom pains where my genitals used to be, but I still got crabs...It doesn't get much worse than that.
6.[Diab Soule] - I called Rose and when she answered I got the clap, crabs, and a screaming case of genital and mouth herpes, and that shampoo for the crabs isn't working. They're obviously radioactive. But for Rose, it's worth it. <3
7.[Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.] we definately have some of the same STDs
8.[Goodie Gumdrops] Everyone is talking about the STD's the got from Rose.........where do you think they came from.............ME BITCHES..and you got them from me..[Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.] And [Diab Soule] gave her HIV
9.[BUTTHOLE GLITTER] I'm too embarrassed to tell you what she did to me.
10.
...And So On...

BANNERS!

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[Circle Police CHIEF of Rotation.]
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[Diab Soule](

Feel Deliciously Free To Leave Your Experiences, Rants, Raves, And Symptoms Below Or Wherever. No One Cares. Especially Not Rose. She's Too Busy Working The Corners. ;)

EMBRASSEZ MON ÂNE FOUTU!

Bitches

Much Love To The Gremlins
;)
<3Rosiecakes
Yours(td) Always

Cheah<3

NOW THAT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE CAN ENJOY!

2005-08-28 [Goodie Gumdrops]: you do realize that everyone is just joking, don't you

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: Rosiekins isn't really a slut. She's an absolute doll. <333

2005-08-29 [Goodie Gumdrops]: she's a slut

2005-08-29 [Yiwerra]: well i did get THAT :p i just tried to say.. that i find aids something not to joke about. but it's ok. it's everyone's right

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: It is everyone's right to get AIDS. Also, if you have sex with sheep, you wont get AIDS. Trust me.

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: What're you talking about? That's where Magic Johnson got if from! Pssh...you so craaaaazy.

2005-08-29 [Glorybox.]: Lol

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Interesting. I got it from Magic Johnson...Needless to say, that's the last time I sleep with a famous basketball player.

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: And that should be the last time that anybody sleeps with a sheep.

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Oh, but it wont. I hope.

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: Well all sheep aside, I miss Rose....

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: Yeah, all the cool kids are asleep by now...

2005-08-29 [Diab Soule]: Eh well...plus I don't ever get to hang out with her anymore....but speaking of sleep...I gotta get some.

I LOVE YOU ROSIE POSIE DOSIE!

2005-08-29 [hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow]: That's a shame...Like that time I was touched at Boy Scout camp...

2005-08-29 [Glorybox.]:

Oh, Dearest Me. I Miss You, Too, Cool Courtney! I Miss You Bunches. In Fact, I Miss All My Friends Dearly.

I Never See, Talk To, Or Hear From Any Of Them Anymore. You're One Of The Few That Make Me Feel Like You Guys Still Care. We Absolutely Must Hang Out Soon. I Don't Know Where Or When, But Soon.

See? Even The Whor-iest Bitches Have Feelings, Too.

<3

2005-08-30 [Diab Soule]:

We WILL hang out soon dammit.  Because I love you

Rad Rose makes Cool Courtney smile.

<3

2005-09-01 [Glorybox.]: Bad Fucking Ass

2005-09-22 [wwjd4BBQ]: Rose, i love your stank ass

2005-09-23 [Glorybox.]: Aww, thank ya dear, I love your stank ass too, and your burnt ass finger

2005-10-03 [BUTTHOLE GLITTER]: Rose is a mother fucking G DOGG CUDDIE.

2005-10-04 [Glorybox.]: naw bitch naw

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